Wednesday, February 3, 2010

On a spaceflight, would I have to work because I just got a manicure and I might break a nail?

I can get my manicurist to write us both notes to be excused from work....we could have tea and crumpets while the others work!!!On a spaceflight, would I have to work because I just got a manicure and I might break a nail?
uh, maybe you could read toddlers books? maybe just maybe you might grow an IQ!





Or if you really care for your looks rather than your mind try being a prostitute? they're nails don't break ^.^ or even you can pretend to be a space person! and start calling your self ';dumb blond';.

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On a spaceflight, would I have to work because I just got a manicure and I might break a nail?
No salons or manicurists on a spaceflight, so you couldn't get a manicure out there.


Sorry, you'll have to work.
Yes. In fact, you might end up having to do extra work just because you just got a manicure: that strong smell would get everywhere in the spacecraft and ';inconvenience'; the other, more reasonable astronauts.
To answer your question from a technical language perspective, since you did not include a comma preceding the word 'because', the answer is, ';No, it would have nothing to do with your manicure.';


I speculate that you would have to work; anyone interested in and interesting enough to go into space within your lifetime would expect effort to be expended by all hands.
omg are you ****** serious? people like you make me want to kiill myself!!!
Don't worry. You have no chance of ever going on a real spaceflight. They do have minimum intelligence standards. Your nails are safe.
Oh boy I'd make sure you were the one pushing all the buttons in that case = )
Yep, you would probably break a nail while you were working, so suck it up, get back to work!


I hope this helps. Good luck.
I'm told that a manicurist is scheduled for the next mission. Perhaps she will have a few suggestions.
You're a cinch for a future Shuttle mission. NASA needs all the airheads it can get for oxygen storage.
OF COURSE YOU WOULD NOT NEED TO WORK, BECAUSE EVERY ONE KNOWS YOU CANT WORK WITH A NEW MANICURE AND LOOK I WROTE IT BIG SO YOU CAN READ IT. AND YES READ IS WROTE WITH A E AND A
Is this Paris Hilton asking?

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